So I raise a morphine toast to you. And, should you remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one.
And there’s no tragedy in that.
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MARTIN: I see your cheesecake with my strudel.
DOUGLAS: Excellent! All right, Arthur, take us through the runners and riders.
ARTHUR: Thank you, Douglas! Well, welcome to the five thirty-five from … up in the air. The conditions are perfect, the seatbelt sign’s been on for over forty minutes, I’ve been round with the drinks trolley twice, and they’re really squirming for the off. The favourites, of course, are the runners in Row A – today the trombone player who looks like Winston Churchill and the little clarinettist with the head that’s too big for him. Who do you want, Skip?
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John Watson is so fabulous that he even doesn’t need many fingers to type.
Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)(Source: furryraree, via consultingdovahkiin)
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How much does Saudi Arabia hate women? So much so that 15 girls died in a school fire in Mecca in 2002, after “morality police” barred them from fleeing the burning building — and kept firefighters from rescuing them — because the girls were not wearing headscarves and cloaks required in public. And nothing happened. No one was put on trial. Parents were silenced.
“barred them from fleeing the burning building”
that’s motherfucking ridiculous and murder if not something worse. For fucks
that’s fucking torture man
I don’t even WANT to know what those girls were thinking/feeling
jesus motherfucking christ
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